Funny thing happened at work today.... (I work in an Supermarket Deli)
Me: Can I help you?
Lady: Yes, I'll have 500kg's of sliced ham please.
Me: 500kg's?
Lady's kid...splits himself laughing.
Lady: *laughing embarrassedly* uh...300grams please.
Me: ok....*trying not to laugh*
Lady: What would you have done if I had of asked for 500kg's
Me: I'm not sure what I would have done.
Later....I was telling a work mate.
Me: that lady just ordered 500kg's of ham.
Work Mate: I think we be a long time bagging it.
Me: I think We'd be a long time slicing it as well...